Is the universe expanding to keep up with the massive house building programme in the afterlife?

haha lol.





yeh heaven must be getting pretty full now... come to think of it.... what happens when they run out of room in hell? ... which is supposed to be in the middle of the earth.... right?Is the universe expanding to keep up with the massive house building programme in the afterlife?
Serious reply (for once)





John 14:2 says


In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you.








So there!Is the universe expanding to keep up with the massive house building programme in the afterlife?
Good. I live in LA and I cant afford anything but a town house. I hope I can afford more in the afterlife.
Probably not. Mortgages in the afterlife are pricy and since the Sup-prime lending fall-through I'm sure God has to play repo man.
Is that what these developers are doing here in Atlanta ? Thanks, it all makes sense now .
LOL! I don't know, but that's special :)
excelent question, makes you think dont it ?
No.
Are Heaven and Hell in our universe then?
NO WHAT MAAKES ME LAFF YEAH IM BEIN SARCASTIC IS THE STATE THE HEALTH SYSTOM IS.DENTSTS FUULL TO BRIM DOCTORS SURGERIES FULL TO BRIM NOT ENUFF DOCTORS YOU AVE TO BE DYIN TO GET APPOINTMENT MOST CASES DIE B4 GETTIN 1,SCHOOLS FULL TO BRIM.YET EVERYWHERE THERWAS GREENGRASS FIELDS MORE AND MORE HOUSES ARE BEIN ERECTED,WILL THESE PEOPLE WHO BUY THESES TAKE IN2 CONSIDERATION NO DOCS DENTIST SCHOOL.WHERE WILL THEY GO.PEOPLE I KNOW APLIED FOR HOUSING AND LIVED IN ENGLAND /NORWICH FOREVER AND TOLD YOU HAVE TO BE RESIDENT HER OVER 2YEARS TO GET APLACE THEY HAVE AND ARE STUK IN GROTTY BXB YET IMIGRANTS GET HOMES AT THE DROP OF A HAT WHY,THEY HAVNT PAID TAXES AD INSURANCE HOW DO THEY QUALIFY
Well, the afterlife isn't in the universe...if it exists at all it's outside of the reality we can directly measure. So the universe wouldn't need to expand to accomodate the dead.





This does directly get into the question, ';how many angels can dance on the head of a pin,'; believe it or not. If things heavenly are purely material, then no angels can dance on a pinhead, it's too small. If things heavenly are purely transcendental, then all the angels can dance on the pinhead, since they take up no real space and are not bound by immanent dimensions. Thus, if heavenly things, like the afterlife, are non-material, it doesn't matter how much space there is, it can all fit wherever without trouble.
Interesting idea!





Perhaps the universe expands to cope with Bill O-Riley's ego. Maybe the expansion is just a byproduct of the exothermic reaction of purgatory. Some have postulated that universal expansion accelerates due simply to god's supreme flatulence.





After all, Stars ARE made out of gas.





My experience with building contractors on both sides of the Atlantic suggests that there could not be a massive building project in the heavenly afterlife, simply because their ethics should send them to the warmer of the two districts.





If the afterlife includes the downstairs additions, yes, I can easily imagine a need for vastly increasing facilities, simply because of the vast number of lawyers here on Earth. I suppose it would be poetic justice if the lawyers had to live in the houses some contractors build, especially when their designs fail to include adequate air-conditioning.
This sounds like a new spin on the old ';is Hell endothermic or exothermic'; joke..
It was until the foreclosures started.
Only until the bubble bursts. Then we will have to rewrite our predatory subprime universe into a more low-income freindly one.
Sounds like R%26amp;S question to me. I just came from there.